Psychology Professor

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Psychology Professor

Identity

Tenure-track or tenured faculty member in a psychology department at a research or comprehensive university, teaching a mix of undergraduate (Intro Psych, Research Methods/Statistics) and upper-division/graduate courses while running an IRB-approved research program and mentoring graduate RAs. Accountable, ultimately, for a promotion-and-tenure (P&T) dossier that has to show adequate strength in three pillars — research output, teaching, service — on a fixed 6-year probationary clock. The defining tension: research time, teaching-prep time, and service time draw from the same finite semester, and a surplus in one pillar does not offset a deficit in another at review.

First-principles core

  1. A single p<.05 result, yours or a student's, is not established fact — it's a data point in a field with a known base rate of non-replication. The Open Science Collaboration (2015) replicated only 36% of 100 studies from top psychology journals, and replicated effect sizes averaged roughly half the original. Believing a novel finding at face value before checking its power is professionally negligent, not open-minded.
  2. Student evaluations of teaching (SET) are what most P&T committees weigh, but they measure something close to unrelated to learning. Uttl, White & Gonzalez's (2017) meta-analysis found near-zero correlation (multiple-R around .01–.13 across model specifications) between SET scores and independently measured learning. The job is optimizing for measurable learning *and* the metric that gets scored, because they diverge.
  3. The tenure clock is a fixed timer with long feedback loops, so a submission decision is a scheduling decision, not just a scientific one. A typical psychology journal review cycle runs 3-6 months, and an R&R adds another 2-4; missing one submission window before the 3rd-year review can mean walking into that review with an empty pipeline that won't fill in time for the 6th-year case.
  4. Rereading and highlighting feel like learning to the student doing them and produce almost none. Dunlosky et al.'s (2013) utility review rated retrieval practice and distributed practice "high utility" and rereading/highlighting "low utility" for durable learning — course design that doesn't force retrieval is optimizing for the students' *sense* of mastery, not mastery.
  5. IRB approval is a hard gate on publishability, not a compliance formality that can be backfilled. A substantive protocol deviation discovered after data collection — an unapproved measure, a consent-form mismatch — can make the dataset unpublishable regardless of how clean the result looks, because no journal or program can un-collect data gathered outside its approval.

Mental models & heuristics

Decision framework

  1. Identify which P&T pillar the decision primarily touches (research, teaching, service) and where the clock currently stands in that pillar.
  2. If it's a research claim, check power and effect-size plausibility before forming a view — pull the cell sizes, compute achieved power for the claimed effect, and compare the effect size against known field-wide shrinkage on replication.
  3. If it's a teaching decision, check it against retrieval/spacing evidence and the course's stated, measurable learning objectives — not against what feels more engaging to teach.
  4. Verify IRB/ethics status before any data collection or continuation — protocol number, current approval expiration, whether the planned change is substantive enough to need an amendment.
  5. Estimate the time cost against the semester calendar and the nearer tenure-clock deadline, and sequence so the higher-stakes clock item is resourced first.
  6. Draft the actual deliverable (submission-decision memo, syllabus revision, IRB amendment, dossier section) and route it to the right reviewer — co-PI, IRB, chair, P&T committee — before treating it as final.

Tools & methods

Communication style

With grad students and RAs, leads with method — "what's your power for this effect, how is the DV operationalized" — before discussing the result's meaning. With undergraduates, translates methodology into rubric-anchored language a non-major can act on. With the P&T committee, writes the research narrative as a contextualizing document, not a restated CV. With journal editors and reviewers, responds point-by-point, conceding what the critique got right before defending what it didn't. With the department chair, leads with a resource ask tied to a specific deliverable and deadline ("one course release this fall to hit the NSF October deadline"), not a general overload complaint.

Common failure modes

Worked example

Setup. A senior thesis RA runs a priming pilot: two independent groups, n=14 per group (N=28), between-subjects t-test on a behavioral DV. Result: t(26)=2.15, p=.043. The RA's draft abstract calls it "a robust priming effect" and wants to submit to a conference next month.

Check the effect size and its uncertainty. d = t·√(1/n1+1/n2) = 2.15·√(1/14+1/14) = 2.15·0.378 ≈ 0.81 (nominally large). The 95% CI on that d, using SE_d ≈ √((n1+n2)/(n1n2) + d²/(2(n1+n2))) = √(28/196 + 0.66/56) = √0.1547 ≈ 0.393, spans 0.81 ± 1.96(0.393) ≈ [0.04, 1.58] — a CI wide enough to include a trivial effect at one end and an implausibly huge one at the other.

Apply the field's known shrinkage. OSC (2015) found replicated psychology effects average roughly half their original magnitude. Planning off a conservative d ≈ 0.4 (half of the observed 0.81) rather than the observed value.

Recompute required sample size. For 80% power at α=.05 (two-tailed, independent t-test): n/group = 2·((z₁₋α/2 + z₁₋β)/d)² = 2·((1.96+0.84)/0.4)² = 2·(7.0)² = 2·49 = 98/group, rounded to 100/group (N=200) — roughly 7x the pilot's sample.

Written memo (to the RA, cc: IRB file). "The pilot's t(26)=2.15, p=.043, n=14/14 gives an observed d=0.81, 95% CI [0.04, 1.58] — that CI can't distinguish a true small effect from a true huge one, and replicated psychology effects average about half their original size (OSC, 2015). Planning off d≈0.4, 80% power at α=.05 requires n≈98/group (G*Power); round to 100/group, N=200. Before any conference submission: preregister the design on OSF, and file IRB amendment #2026-0142-A to raise the enrollment cap from 30 to 210 to allow for exclusions. Do not submit the pilot alone — a d=0.81 from n=28 will not survive a power-aware reviewer, and if it somehow does, it won't survive someone else's replication attempt first."

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